Green-Day-4Ever

Billie Joe Armstrong and Mike Dirnt were backstage, waiting for Tre Cool, Jason White, and Jason Freese to arrive. Mike was sitting on the couch drinking coffee. Billie was standing by the counter. "Mike, you drink a lot of coffee, ya know?" said Billie. Mike looked up at Billie. "Well yeah... but coffee is damn good!" replied Mike. Billie laughed. "Well coffee stunts you're growth dude." Mike lifted an eyebrow. "Oh really? And what's you're excuse for being 5 foot 7?" Billie crossed his arms. "I don't know... my shortness is part of what makes me so fucking hot!" Mike laughed and rolled his eyes. Billie came over and sat by Mike on the